For the dirty people xD

There's a 5 year old boy and a five year old girl they friends. 

The boy goes up to his dad and says "whats this" pointing to d**k and balls. His dad says its "tractor and wheels."

The girl goes up to her mum and says "whats this" pointing to her v****A. er mum says its a "tunnel" 

The girls mum heard screaming and runs to the bathroom . There's blood everywhere and both the kids are on the floor naked. 

"Mum he tried to put his tractor and wheels through my tunnel but i didn't want him to so i puled his wheels of! "

Hope this makes you laugh kinda dirty like the title xD