The vegetable garden xD

Once there was a woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,
but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.

Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful, bright red
tomatoes, she went one day and inquired about his secret.  

"It's really quite simple," the old man explained, "Twice each 
day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front 
of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."

Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and 
proceeded to expose herself to her tomato plants, twice daily.

Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check on her
progress."So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"

"No," she replied excitedly, "but you should see the size of my
cucumbers!!"