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Two elderly ladies were smoking cigarettes while waiting for a bus.
It started to rain, so one lady reached into her purse, took out a
condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and
continued to smoke. 

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it 
that you put over your cigarette?" 
Two elderly ladies were smoking cigarettes while waiting for a bus.
It started to rain, so one lady reached into her purse, took out a
condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and
continued to smoke. 

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it 
that you put over your cigarette?" 

The first old lady said, "It's a condom." 

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the dry cigarette told her friend that she could
purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two ladies arrived
downtown, the lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy 
and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacists said 
he did, but was a little surprised that this elderly woman was 
interested in condoms, so he asked her, 

"What size do you want?"

The lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."